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Crazy acceleration, got super hot, and was basically like slicing bricks when I ran it through the wire cutter. So why make soap out of pine tar and charcoal? Google it - lots of people have anecdotal stories about the benefits, but whatevs. I'm not making any medical claims, my soap just cleans and is sometimes nice to look at it. If it does stuff for you, great. If not, well, also great? Stick to whatever works for you!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barking Llama Hobby Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43780819321046,"sku":"2025-24","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0891\/3878\/files\/2024-27_new_moon1.jpg?v=1729453327"},{"product_id":"agave-lime-sugar-scrub","title":"SUGAR SCRUB - AGAVE LIME","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells like\u003c\/strong\u003e: Fresh and bright with front notes of lemon, lime, and orange and base notes of agave with a smidge of musk. 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The satisfaction of cutting this one is equivalent to peeling that glue off your fingers, though.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barking Llama Hobby Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43971314778326,"sku":"2025-36","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0891\/3878\/files\/7CBD9CDE-023F-4AF8-A917-E2274CC88944.png?v=1752713250"},{"product_id":"shine-bright","title":"SHINE BRIGHT","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTagline\u003c\/strong\u003e: Like a diamond. Or a flashlight. You do you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells like\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sitting on the floor surrounded by puppies. The first hug after a long separation. Waking up in a bed feeling so comfortable you don't want to move. 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You deserve it!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barking Llama Hobby Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44313432752342,"sku":"2024-19","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0891\/3878\/files\/2023-35_cameronsmom1.jpg?v=1729447306"},{"product_id":"lotion-bar-juniperberry","title":"LOTION BAR - JUNIPERBERRY","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSmells like\u003c\/strong\u003e: P\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eerfectly woodsy and lovely. Juniper and cranberries with a hint of mint and camphor, followed by a back note of pine in the winter. It's crisp, light, fresh, green, and just all-around pleasant. This one is a best-seller and for good reason. It takes you straight into the woods, on a hammock, on a stunning summer day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barking Llama Hobby Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44770058010838,"sku":null,"price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0891\/3878\/files\/Juniperberry_1.4oz_3a1ac380-51b9-4c75-a6d9-fb54e75fe6d5.jpg?v=1732298800"},{"product_id":"lotion-bar-shine-bright","title":"LOTION BAR - SHINE BRIGHT","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSmells like\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSitting on the floor surrounded by puppies. 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Garbage.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barking Llama Hobby Farm","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46795570118870,"sku":"2025-03","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/0891\/3878\/files\/2023-03_oxfordcomma1.jpg?v=1745898148"},{"product_id":"grime-punishment-bar-dish-soap","title":"GRIME \u0026 PUNISHMENT - BAR DISH SOAP KIT","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKit includes dish soap container, soap, and dish brush.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmells like\u003c\/strong\u003e: Lemon and avoiding household chores, but who wants to do those?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat I like about it\u003c\/strong\u003e: Well I hate doing dishes which is why I have a dishwasher, but if I HAVE to handwash something...might as well do it with less plastic! 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