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Barking Llama Hobby Farm

DUMPSTER FIRE

DUMPSTER FIRE

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$7.50 USD
$7.50 USD
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Tagline: It's fine. Everything's fine.

Smells like: Completely disassociating from current events and the urge to run away, eat your feelings, or homestead somewhere without any life skills. But really fear and uncertainty over extreme polarization, trade policy instability, dismantling of the federal government and selling of public lands, the collapse of democracy, human rights concerns, among a kajillion other things. Surround all of that with a sophisticated blend of vanilla bourbon, heliotrope, bergamot, and amber with a hint of cedar and oak. Did anyone think of the millionaires?

What I like about it: Thankfully I get to express my feelings through the creative side of my business. You get me. This one speaks to my heart. Plus it smells incredible. Maybe that's this cupcake I'm using to feel better about the current state of affairs. Either way, it's legit.

Ingredients

Lard, water, coconut oil, cocoa butter, lye, olive oil, fragrance, apricot kernel oil, castor oil, sugar, sodium lactate, mica, iron oxide, titanium dioxide, Polyurethane 11, tartrazine (uncertified FD&C yellow 5), acid red 92 (uncertified D&C red 28), tussah silk fiber

Size

Approximately 4 oz/113 g

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Soapy Rules

Allow soap to fully dry between uses on a draining dish for a longer-lasting bar.

Store upright in a dark place until ready for use.

Homemade soap is like wine - the longer it ages, the better it gets!

  • Special requests

    Contact us if you are interested in ordering an entire loaf of soap, have a specific request, or are interested a custom order of soap, lotions, or scrubs. We are happy to work with you for a special event!

  • Disclaimer

    Soap batches range from 12-30 bars so every single one is different! Soap may not look exactly like the photograph. And since I'm a one person show with a real job and a farm, there are only so many hours in a day I can work on creating...so if your favorite bar isn't back in stock yet, just give me a heads-up so I can add it to the list.